Nighty nite Ashwin! A night of endless jibbering sleep talking is about to ensue!

Ship ahoy captain, batten down the hatches, there is a storm a brewing!

The day Ashwin learned the astonishing similarity between a U-boat and submarine. (see jokes section).

One of those famous cocktails enjoyed by Malcolm, swiftly followed by one of those infamous linked stories not enjoyed by Ashwin! (see jokes section).